Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

2021.12.01 21:56 DatabaseSolid Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because the pee is silent.
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2021.12.01 21:56 Ann_Frank-s_ashes Lyrics aren’t in syn…. those aren’t even the lyrics

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2021.12.01 21:56 NumberHippy88 I have over $13,000 in debt

And that’s not counting a repo. Someone stole my identity when I moved and took out a credit card at Sears, and even though it went out of business, and it was one of the workers there who stole my identity, I am still paying it off. I took out the credit card, I used it, and that’s on me. But she used my card application to steal my identity and get a job as an airline attendant, apparently. Because I’ve had to fight off her stupid social media prank where she used my name on Facebook, I haven’t been able to keep a job since 2017. That was right after taking out the credit card.
I had to use the credit card for meals and living expenses, not to mention gasoline to get to job interviews. Not only is she still using my name online, but I’m slowly paying off the debt and being bullied by other white people who are putting her on a pedestal. If they like Asian identity thieves so much, then they can just move to Asia. I’m so mad about all the bullying I’ve faced since that cashier did that and flirted with my husband as I filled out the credit card form. Just die. He isn’t into heavy set Asian flight attendants anyway. He’s into skinny, pale, blonde Russian girls with rh+ blood types, and all the hair dye and sun avoidance in the world isn’t going to make me rh+ and some video gamer girl of his dreams that stays home all day and cams for money. I didn’t change to become what he wanted and this is how my life looks.
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2021.12.01 21:56 UniqueStudy2868 Reserve raiders

So I'm aware raiders spawn at the start of the raid in the bunker (around 1/10 of the time). Will pulling the hermetic lever increase their chance to spawn in the bunker specifically as well? And by how much approximately?
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2021.12.01 21:56 NikklBack_ASA Crescendo is onboarding artists and musicians for NFT and physical good sales

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2021.12.01 21:56 rtavares00 Na sua opinião, um governo de esquerda é a solução para o Brasil após o governo Bolsonaro?

Apenas quero saber a opinião dos membros.
Vi que muita gente não gosta de Sergio Moro que até o presente momento é nome mais forte da 3a via.
Queria saber o que a galera pensa.
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2021.12.01 21:56 SupermarketWorried RIP

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2021.12.01 21:56 wolfboyblue24 [homemade] fried shrimp with a Cajun tomato sauce.

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2021.12.01 21:56 slashy_potato_mashy You would think living in a small, peaceful town would stop this shit

WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME
FUCKING SPECIFICALLY ME
IS MY ONLY PURPOSE TO BE FUCKING HURT BY EVERY SINGLE FUCKING PERSON I MEET???
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2021.12.01 21:56 virgil_caine31 Hanukkah candles?

I know there’s not a huge Jewish population in Lex, but I can’t find them anywhere! Any ideas where I might buy some? Thanks
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2021.12.01 21:56 AaronsLaboratory Plate temp issues.

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2021.12.01 21:56 ChildishForLife Blizzard Reworking Restoration Shaman Tier Set in Upcoming 9.2 Build

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2021.12.01 21:56 Unimportant-Student Do people who wear prosthetics have to take them off at the airport?

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2021.12.01 21:56 THELEASTHIGH EFF YOU, I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!!!!

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2021.12.01 21:56 KnifeThoughts SotC and NLD x2! Info and first impressions in comments.

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2021.12.01 21:56 NTMonsty The Flimsons' Peeker Showcase

The Flimsons' Peeker Showcase The Flimson's is a game I am making that will likely release Mid-December. It will feature many characters related to Flim, the amorphous blob character I made years ago. After returning from the Maze World safely, he decided to slow down and enjoy the simple life, with a large family and a typical American Suburban house in a blank, bright neighborhood. Things change, however, when a particularly special supper set up is being prepared, and he gets so excited that he decides to "Invite" a stranger down the street to his house just to enjoy it!
Peekers are the game's Camera Locations. They allow you to peek into the various rooms of the house. Which rooms are which? Why not try to find out?
You know where the Back Yard is, What do you think the other rooms are?
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2021.12.01 21:56 HUP Who is going to stepup and NIL Sneed? I'm poor, I can't do it.

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2021.12.01 21:56 Pato_Moicano Any tips for the final stage of preparation? 50m 1:45

I'm not too confident. I have to be able to swim 50m in a 25m pool in 1:45. I'm training on a 12,5m because it's what I have access.
I'm having s hard time not running out of breath and turning around (I have to turn around 3 times to make the 50m in a 12,5m pool). Time is not the problem. The times I measured I was able to do it in 1:30 and 1:20 but... I still didn't managed to do more than 31,25m without running out of air, stopping very briefly and then finishing the 50m. That would get me eliminated from the exam.
I'm counting to 4 and breathing on the "1' and I'm swimming crawl. It's too late to try and change those things, I'll only disturb ny training and maybe regress if I do. So do you have any tips that I can apply at this point? Something to feel calmer would already be good enough.
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2021.12.01 21:56 gmh237 Messi 100% deserved his 7th ballon d’or and people who say it’s Lewandowski are only saying this because he deserved the one in 2020.

Obviously Lewandowski deserves 2020, and it’s a shame that he wasn’t given one. I heard France Football are considering it and fingers crossed he gets what he deserves.
This is the 2021 ballon do’r. In January, Barça were 13 points behind the first place team in the league. Messi scored 23 and assisted 8 and got 16 MOTM in 21 games. Because of Messi’s performance, a dreadful Barcelona team were title contenders last season, and they were actually favourites if it weren’t for the loss against Granada.
He also won the Copa Del Rey with this Barça side while scoring twice in the final. Look at Barça now without and see for yourself.
Now this is probably not enough to win the Ballon d’or, but Messi had one more job to do in the summer. He became the first player in football history to win an international tournament while being the best player, top scorer, and top assister of the tournament. He also had the most MOTM.
By the time the voting closed, Lewa had 8 more goal contributions than Messi, but is that really enough to say that he deserves it over him? What has Lewandowski really done this year besides scoring in Bundesliga that is won by Bayern for the last 9 seasons?
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2021.12.01 21:56 heathere017 Zekrom will back out and add as many as I can.

3438 2768 7617
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2021.12.01 21:56 Beesquared22 My Evergleam tree arrived today! I am in love. Original box and sleeves too!!

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2021.12.01 21:56 ParadigmShift0413 Weezer - Teenage Dirtbag

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2021.12.01 21:56 Coward_and_Diva Shyway breaks down the best Halo infinite Jumps

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2021.12.01 21:56 superfrayer A message to doubters, kinda serious advice

Maybe someone needs to read this...
So we had some red
Some people might be scared
Some people might want to sell
Before you consider doing it, ask yourself this question:
WOULD YOU FUCKING SHORT IT?
It you wouldn't, you don't really believe it's gonna go down, you don't believe it won't go up again
You're just scared, that's ok but now you know it's not rational thinking, it's just emotions
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